There’s a "safe" percentage of rat shit that the FDA allows in your food but you worried bout eating ass?

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I bet you people on Tumblr think exercising is fat shaming too

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  • white person: *runs out of style and creativity*
  • white person: i wonder what the blacks are up to
  • black person reaction to this post: YOOOOO!!!! lmaoooo, truuu!
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I hate when you submit to a blog and they don’t post your pic but they post corny low quality ass selfies

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Guys workout their upper bodies thinking “I’m only gonna wear jeans around her anyway” ,but someday don’t you want to take off those jeans?and don’t you NOT want to look like a lightbulb?

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